Did you hear that? It’s the high pitch and trampling of millions of girls screaming and galloping to claim thy man, Taylor Lautner!
It’s sadly been announced and confirmed that New Moon star Taylor Lautner and the Country cutie Taylor Swift have officially split up!
Why did they break up you may ask? “It wasn’t really developing into anything, and wasn’t going to, so they decided they were better as friends, there was no chemistry and it felt contrived.”
Who broke up with whom? “He liked her more than she liked him. He went everywhere he could to see her, but she didn’t travel much to see him.” And that’s bad? Boo! When someone looks as good as the Lautinator, does it really matter, TSR (tap, smack, ride) that!
They broke up after the Lautinator flew over to Nashville for Swifty’s 20th birthday bash earlier this month.
Luckily it was a clean split, meaning Swifty isn’t going to write any little “screw-you” songs like she did about her ex Joe Jonas, but when someone dumps you over a 27-second phone call (in 2008), they deserve it! Wouldn’t that be interesting if she did, that way we can listen in on all of his faults, etc.
According to the insider, “They plan to stay friends.” And that Swifty is a “hopeless romantic” who “wants everything she writes about.” No surprise there! They have to stay friends since they have Valentine’s Day coming out in February of 2010, and they’ll have to attend the promotions, premieres, etc together, no?
Thoughts?! What do you think of the split, are you disappointed? Did you see it coming? Leave all your thoughts in the comments section or on Twitter!
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